lov3rs:

All you can hear from the kitchen is my dad yelling out NO.

turtle-perry1:

fuckfuentes:

tony-the-turtle:

tony-the-turtle:

SOMEONE IS BLASTING MEXICAN MUSIC OUTSIDE AND IM ABOUT TO BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSE BC IM WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND I MUST NOT BE DISTURBED 

nOW THEY’RE PLAYING FUKCING DEATHCORE OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK

are you neighbors with pierce the veil

Probably.

(Source: timeladyofbakerstreet)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

deerbody:

d-eww:

blonde-buddha:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

feministcrixus:

frostblaze354:

willzone:

Handy.

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If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life. 

WHOA! OVERLOAD!

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Edward Elric | FMA: B Openings 1,2,3,4,5

(Source: dragonsareawake)

itsbatmanhere:

Studio Ghibli are officially the best at animating hugs and making them look so realistic and actually full of pure emotion :)

(Source: bubbley-boo)

(Source: thedoctorsjawn)